Please Relieve Yourself the Old-fashioned Way
ErinSlick’s recent post Bathroom Rules for Coworkers gives very good advice when it comes to relieving yourself:
I work in a very big office. Over the years, I’ve shared a bathroom with hundreds of women. This has led me to believe that some women are a bit ridiculous when it comes to the bathroom. So I’ve created five rules to help those of you who are Lavatoryily Challenged.
1. Do not, under any circumstances, take your cellphone with you. One time, I was actually forced to listen to a girl go on and on about the results of her chlamydia test. Seriously. Don’t do it. Even if you’re planning on having an arcane conversation. It can wait until you’re done. I promise.
ErinSlick’s five rules are aimed at women, but unfortunately I am able to testify that many men are also guilty of using cell phones while in the restroom. There is clearly no need for people to use mobile phones while relieving themselves.
For more on rude cell phone use and tips for dealing with it, click here.